Instead, you find a printed screenshot of a web page featuring Harmony!
Who is Harmony?
Harmony is a character from the series Splatoon. She has been a part of the Splatoon cannon since Splatoon 1, however, she didn't appear in-game until Splatoon 3, when she became hugely popular among the fandom. Harmony is a sea anemone who serves as the lead singer and syntheziser player of the band Chirpy Chips (also known as ABXY). In Splatoon 3, she "works" in the general store Hotlantis in Splatsville. Prior to Splatoon 3, she was unamed in all languages besides Japenese, wherein she was named パル子. Harmony also has a pet yellowtail clownfish who lives in her hair. According to HaikaraWalker, it is dying from neglect due to Harmony's absentmindedness.
Easily distracted, Harmony is often seen playing with an Ultrahand toy and is described as having peculiar movements, speaking a loose manner, lacking motivation, and being neglectful. She is a regular customer at Hotlantis - in fact, the owner of Hotlantis, Barry C., even comments that she knows the layout of the store better than he does. Because of this, she serves as the unofficial manager of Hotlantis whenever Barry is gone, as he often is. Harmony continues to be a member of the Chirpy Chips despite running Hotlantis, although it is said that she often shows up late to band practice due to a lack of motivation.
Head back to the front of the store?